I just fucking love eggplants.

"Eggplants are awesome looking. Its like something you'd see in another world. Are eggplants any good to eat by themselves? Like a hand fruit if you will? I just want to be seen holding and munching one. And then I want to take the other one and and fucking throw it. They feel like a nerf football in your hand honestly I think I could throw an eggplant 60+ yards. I would like to smash one on a door too."