Tuesday, September 8, 2009

THE MERCILESS PEPPERS OF QUETZALACATENANGO!

a recent experiment of mine has come to, if you will pardon the pun, 'fruition'

equipped with a sadistic genius and a bioengineering lab to put most universities to shame

naga jolokia chilli peppers were expressed with fn-556 genes taken from psilocybe subcubensis in order to develop phosphorylating tryptophanic enzymes in the inner flesh

by then growing these peppers in a semi-hydroponic set-up containing ground argyreia nervosa inner mill substrate and polyurethane husks and the appropriate nutrient constitute

we are given violently red chilli peppers with a scoville heat rating of approximately 900,000 (approximately ten times as spicy as nandos 'extra hot' piri piri) that also contain approximately 78mg/g of pure psilocybin...

ladies and gentleman - we have now developed the guatemalan insanity pepper. if the plants hold out I will be growing these in bulk and preparing them for sale online.




4 comments:

k8 said...

Holy shit! Those sound brutal!

Miss Bailey said...

=O... THAT'S.SO.EPIC O__O

Paranoid Android said...

God damnnn.
Curry cook up timeeee.

N.R said...

I'll have a Tall, with 3 sugars, a shot of hazelnut, and soy milk.
I'm on a diet.